This local news report is one of the most painful things I have ever seen. The day I get referred to as an "unemployed porn site user" on the news is the day I put a gun down my throat. The day a reporter with a TV camera asks my parents what they think about their unemployed porn site using son masturbating in the library is the day I pull the trigger.
Check it out on youtube.
Of course, as with all awful local news reports, it's not clear who's worse: the guy masturbating to porn in the library, or the "investigative reporter" who devotes a six and a half minute piece to this pressing issue.