Friday, September 08, 2006

You know you're staying in a hipster hotel when...

Well honestly the photo of the naked woman in the lobby should have been a good hint. As should the artsy photographs plastered on the doors of every room. But the real sign just came when I opened the mini-bar and found, next to the candy and pringles, an "intimacy kit" consisting of "two condoms, two obstetric towelettes, one package of lubricating jelly." I don't think those come standard at the Hyatt.

The cost, for those who are wondering how much to budget for unexpected sex on your next visit to a hipster hotel, is $6.

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